Recent press reports indicate a 'miracle'
of sorts (in the form of an apparition of Lord Jesus)
has happened in the church
of Our Lady Of Good Health, Kg Pandan.
It is strange that occurrences of such nature
did not happen during the tenure of a more
deserving priest, Fr Anthony Thomas,
whose tireless church-building efforts
have brought both churches to what it is
today for the current 'gook in residence',
'Thoosai' (Christopher Wilvaraj Soosai @ Thoosai)
to shamelessly take all the credit.
But then again, it also looks like
'Wily Willie @ Thoosai' is up to the
old shenanigans which the church
has been indulging for the past
1500 years.
Conjuring up apparitions, magic and miracles
has somewhat been the mainstay of the 'unholy'
church to primarily draw in the multitude and
subsequently, draw in the funds from these
pitiful unsuspecting souls which has kept jobless-bachelors
(priests, bishops, cardinals, popes and their ilk) well-fed
for these past 1500 years.
However, 'credit' must go to 'Wiley Willie' for
pulling off this unholy caper which actually did
draw in a large crowd and then pulling out the
said lectern before any investigation could be
carried out to expose the theological-fraud.
The gook definitely has hit not 2 but 3 birds
with one stone with this piece that could even
give Copperfield a run for his money.
Firstly, drawing attention to himself, secondly,
creating an impression that Lord Jesus favours
his tenure at the church and thirdly, which was
his main objective, draw in the funds from the
unsuspecting crowd.
Man, this guy deserves
an award. Holy Father, are you reading this?
How else can one explain why the said lectern
was removed and why queries from the reporter
of the said tabloid was met with a blunt,
"No Comment".
Everyone who is familiar with the parish, knows
that the progressive development of both the
Sacred Heart, Jln Peel and Our Lady Of Good Health,
Kg Pandan is owed to the foresight of of the
previous parish priest, Fr Anthony Thomas.
Is 'Wily Willie' feeling the pressure to outdo
the performance of the latter? Hence the lowly
and unholy caper to draw attention to himself?
Where Rev Fr Anthony Thomas, through divine
intervention, performed actual miracles in the name
of the lord, by raising the operational standards
of both the churches to par excellence, 'Wily Willie',
a virtual 'Johnny-come-lately' appears to be content
feeding off the sweat of the former.
Perhaps he is aware that he is no priestly-material.
Hence the need to create a "miraculous" scene
like the one that was reported.
With today's technology at Willie's disposal,
one could say, 'Anything's possible when
Willie runs the show'.
However, it would be a sad day when the
unsuspecting adherents fall hook, line
and sinker for his cheap shots at
attention-grabbing theatrics.
(facebook posting on 1st sept. 2011)
